On Easter Sunday evening I was reported (twice) for violating Facebook's "Community Standards" on nudity for the following status: Jesus died for your sins then came back 3 days later to clarify "except the gay ones, gross." I want to be very clear. This is a joke, and a pretty hilarious one at that. I know, because I wrote it. If for any reason, you feel offended by the "nudity" in the aforementioned joke, please walk away from the computer. In fact, if you're offended by th