Love me, Tinder!
Tinder? I hardly know her!
Are you on Tinder? Probably not. You probably don't even know what Tinder is, cus you're in a loving, stable relationship and generally go about your daily life with a modicum of stability. Tinder is a dating app (all the rage!) where you are given the following information about potentially, the love of your life:
physical distance between you
"about me" profile (optional)
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? Go ahead and swipe right.
YOU NO LIKEY? Swipe left on that loser!
If it's a match (they also swipe right), you are granted the privilege of conversation. Then, you fall in love
be a fucking weirdo (in my personal experience)
So here's my profile:
Totes adorbs - an obvs swipe right, amirite?
Okay, you get it. So here's a look into the Tinder lifestyle of Alison Klemp (my text is blue)
Y'ALL I HAVEN'T FOUND THE ONE YET AND IT'S TINDERING ME CRAZY!