Love me, Tinder!
Tinder? I hardly know her!
Are you on Tinder? Probably not. You probably don't even know what Tinder is, cus you're in a loving, stable relationship and generally go about your daily life with a modicum of stability. Tinder is a dating app (all the rage!) where you are given the following information about potentially, the love of your life:
photo
name
age
physical distance between you
"about me" profile (optional)
YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? Go ahead and swipe right.
YOU NO LIKEY? Swipe left on that loser!
If it's a match (they also swipe right), you are granted the privilege of conversation. Then, you fall in love
hook up
be a fucking weirdo (in my personal experience)
So here's my profile:
Totes adorbs - an obvs swipe right, amirite?
Okay, you get it. So here's a look into the Tinder lifestyle of Alison Klemp (my text is blue)
Y'ALL I HAVEN'T FOUND THE ONE YET AND IT'S TINDERING ME CRAZY!
