Things I've Eaten Today That I Should Be Ashamed Of But I'm Not

Today is the last day before my friend Lana gets married. We're up in Estes Park so obvs it's a full day of partying and hiking! Wait, no, it's after noon and we're still lazing around our dope ass cabin. Why? I dunno, it's her special day and 3 unsupervised girls can't make a decision. In the meantime, I've been helping myself to a very complete breakfast.

1. Starting off with

Minty freshness! Who needs to brush their teeth? Not me.

2. Cheese is a very important part of any complete breakfast. 

Dairy, protein, plus 100% your Daily Value of It

3. What, no fruit?

Never fear, we rolled it up for packing efficiency. 

MADE WITH REAL FRUIT

GOOD SOURCE OF VITAMIN C!

Don't worry, we're at 7500 ft elevation. Pretty sure calories evaporate before you digest them up here. #science